[oscillating fan turns my way] nice [oscillating fan moves past me] you’ve betrayed me for the last time
Headcanon: Snake melts into an absolute puddle when confronted with puppies.
So we can fulton rams and tell horses to poop and shit but where is the option to pet and cuddle puppies?? >T I demand correction of this injustice!
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